精心整理
当幸福来敲门ThePursuitofHappiness 中英文剧本
Timetogetup,man.该起床了
-Allright,Dad.-Comeon.-好的，老爸-快点
Shouldbeheresoon.马上来了
-IthinkIshouldmakealist.-Whatdomean?-我想我该列个表-干嘛？
-Foryourbirthdaygifts?-Yeah.-想要的生日礼物？-对呀
Youknowyou'reonlygettingacoupleofthings,right?你知道只能要几个礼物，对吧？
Yeah,Iknow.JusttolookatandstudysoIcanchoosebetter.知道啊，我只想列出来看看研究一下，好好选选 Okay,well,that'ssmart.Yeah,makealist.哦，很聪明，那就列吧
[What'sthat?那是什么？
It'satimemachine,isn'tit?是架时光机，对吧？
Seemslikeatimemachine.看起来是时光机
Thatseemslikeatimemachine.It'satimemachine.Takemewithyou.
像是时光机，是时光机，能带上我吗？
Thismachine...这仪器...
...thismachineonmylap--我膝盖上的这台仪器...
Thisguy,hehasatimemachine.这伙计，他有架时光机
Hetravelsinthepastwiththismachineand....他...他...他...用时光机穿梭到过去
--itisnotatimemachine.这不是...时光机
It'saportablebone-densityscanner.而是，手提式骨质密度扫描仪AmedicaldeviceIsellforaliving.是医疗器材，我就靠卖这个过活Thankyoufortheopportunitytodiscussitwithyou.谢谢您给我这个机会，向您推介这仪器-Iappreciateit.-Wejustdon'tneedit,Chris.-我不胜感激-我们真的不需要，克里斯
It'sunnecessaryandexpensive.没多大用处而且还很贵
-Well,maybenext---Thankyou.-哦，或许下次...-谢谢Itgaveaslightlydenserpicturethananx-rayfortwicethemoney.
它比X光机显像更精确一点点但却贵了一倍
-Hey.-Hey,baby.-嘿-嘿，宝贝
-Whathappened?-No,nothing.-怎么啦？-没...没事儿
Look,Ican'tgetChristophertoday.只是...我今天不能去接儿子
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Sincewhendoyounotlikemacaroniandcheese?你什么时候开始不喜欢通心粉加奶酪的？Sincebirth?从...我出生开始？
-What'sthat?-What?-这是什么？-呃？
-Whatisthis?-It'sagiftforChristopher.-这是什么东西？-克里斯托弗的礼物
-Fromwho?-Cynthiafromwork.-谁给的？-我同事欣西雅
It'sforadults.Chriscan'tuseit.Shedidn'tknow.她不知道这是给大人玩的，克里斯托弗还小Whatareyousupposedtodowithit?要怎么玩？
Makeeverysidethesamecolor.把每一面都弄成同一颜色
Didyoupaythetaxes?你付税了吗？
No,I'mgonnahavetofileanextension.没，我要申请延后缴
-Youalreadyfiledanextension.-Yeah,well,Igottafileanotherone.-你已经申请过延期了-是，我还要再延期一次
That's--It's$650.I'llhaveitinthenextmonth.一共是640美元，我下个月就有了Thatmeansinterest,right?-是加上利息，还有罚金的总额吧-嗯，不是很多啦
-Andapenalty?-Yeah,alittlebit.
Look,whydon'tyouletmedothis?Allright,justrelax.Okay?让我处理就好你就别操心了，好吗？
-Comehere.Calmdown.-Ihavetogobacktowork.-来，别烦了-我得回去工作了
Let'sgetreadyforbed.Hey,putyourplateinthesink.准备上床了嗨，把盘子放水池里去AfewdaysagoIwaspresentedwithareportI'daskedfor.几天前他们递交了一份我要求的...
...acomprehensiveaudit,ifyouwill,ofoureconomiccondition.全面的经济现况评估报告
Youwon'tlikeit.Ididn'tlikeit.你们不会喜欢的，我也不喜欢
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I'llletyouhangontomycarfortheweekend.周末我这车就借你了
-ButIneeditbackforMonday.-Feedthemeter.-不过星期一得还我哦-付停车费去吧Istillrememberthatmoment.我还记得那一刻
Theyalllookedsodamnhappytome.他们全都看起来超幸福的样子
Whycouldn'tIlooklikethat?为什么我不能也满脸幸福？
I'mgonnatrytogethomeby6.我尽量在六点前回来
I'mgonnastopbyabrokeragefirmafterwork.下班后要去一下证券行
-Forwhat?-Iwannaseeaboutajobthere.-干嘛？-看看那里有没有工作
Yeah?Whatjob?哦，什么样的工作？
Youknow,whenl--你知道，我...
WhenIwasakid,Icouldgothroughamathbookinaweek.我小时候，一星期就能把算数课本念完
SoI'mgonnagoseeaboutwhatjobtheygotdownthere.所以我想去看看，有什么工作可做
Whatjob?什么工作？
Stockbroker.股票经纪人
-Stockbroker?-Yeah.-股票经纪人？-嗯
Notanastronaut?不是宇航员？
Don'ttalktomelikethat,Linda.别用这种口气对我说话，琳达
I'mgonnagodownandseeaboutthis,andI'mgonnadoitduringtheday.我去看看情况，利用白天的时间Youshouldprobablydoyoursalescalls.嗯，你该打电话推销才对
Idon'tneedyoutotellmeaboutmysalescalls,Linda.还要你来告诉我，琳达Igotthreeofthembeforethedamnofficeisevenopen.
人家办公室开门前，我就打了三通电话了
就...
Linda.
Linda.
[迪安.
Okay?It'snotvaluable.Youcan'tsellitanywhere.好吗？这玩意不值钱，你也卖不出去
Ican'tevensellit,andit'smyjob.Allright?我是干这个的都卖不掉，好吗？
-Chris?TimBrophy,Resources.-Yes.Howareyou?-克里斯吗？我是提姆·布鲁菲，人事部的-是我，你好吗？
-Comewithme.-Yes,sir.-跟我来-好的，先生LetmeseeifIcanfindyouanapplicationforourinternship.我看看能不能帮你找份实习申请表
I'mafraidthat'sallwecandoforyou.See,thisisasatelliteoffice.我能做的也只有这个了这里只是分公司JayTwistleinthemainoffice,heoverseesWitterResources.
总部的杰·托斯特尔是全面负责人事工作的
Imean,I'm--Youknow,I'mjustthisoffice.我的意思是，我只负责这里
Asyoucansee,wegotahelloflotofapplicationshere,so....你看，已经有一大堆人申请了...所以...
NormallyIhavearesumesheet,butIcan'tseemtofinditanywhere.我这应该还有履历表的但是现在找不到了-We....-Thankyouverymuch.-我们...-非常感谢
Ineedtogo.我得走了
I'llbringthisback.我...我...我会把这个交过来的
-Thankyou.-Okay.-谢谢-好的
Trustingahippiegirlwithmyscanner.WhydidIdothat?把扫描仪托付给一个嬉皮女孩？为什么我会这么做？
Excuseme.Excuseme.借过，借过
LikeIsaid,thispartofmylifeiscalled"BeingStupid."就像我刚说的，我人生的这部分叫做“冒傻气”Hey!.Hey!.Hey!.Don'tmove!.Don'tmove!.Stay--!.嘿，嘿！别动！呆着别动！别...
Stop!.Stop!.停下！停下！
3行线用来
Eat.快吃
-Comebackwithoutthat,please.-Oh,yeah,I'mgoingto.-那玩意儿卖了再回来-噢，我正有此意Sogoahead,saygoodbyetoit,becauseI'mcomingbackwithoutit.快点和它道个别回来可就看不到它了Goodbyeandgoodriddance.再见，“可喜的摆脱”
Youain'thadtoaddthe"goodriddance"part.后面那部分没必要说的
Bye,Mom.再见，妈妈！
Bye.再见
It'swrittenasP-P-Y,butit'ssupposedtobeanIin"happiness."那里写的是“辛”但是实际上应该是“幸”-lsitanadjective?-No,actuallyit'sanoun.-是形容词吗？-不是，是个名词
Butit'snotspelledright.但是字写错了
-ls"fuck"spelledright?-Yeah,that'sspelledright.-“操”写对了吗？-对，那个写的对
Butthat'snotpartofthemotto,soyou'renotsupposedtolearnthat.但是标语里没这词所以别学
That'sanadultwordtoshowangerandotherthings.那词是大人用来表达他们愤怒之类的
-Butjustdon'tusethatone,okay?-Okay.-别用那词，好吗？-好的
What'sthatsayonthebackofyourbag?你书包背后写的是什么？
Mynickname.我的绰号
Wepicknicknames.我们选了绰号
-Oh,yeah?What'sitsay?-"HotRod."-噢，你选的是什么？-“改装高速车”
-Didyouhaveanickname?-Yep.-你有绰号吗？-有啊
-What?-"Ten-GallonHead."-是什么？-无-敌-大-头
-What'sthat?-IgrewupinLouisiana,nearTexas.
-什么意思？-我在德克萨斯州附近的路易斯安那长大
Everybodywearscowboyhats.Andaten-gallon'sabighat.那儿的人都戴牛仔帽那种“10加仑”牛仔帽（宽
-大-头”-
（“蚂
历史片
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Youlatepayanyway.Youcomplain.Icomplain.反正你总是晚付钱你抱怨，我还抱怨呢Canyouatleastputthedogupstairsinyourroomorsomething?那能不能把狗带到楼上去？关到你房间或什么地方
Bye.再见
IwaswaitingforWitterResourceheadJayTwistle...我在等维特公司人事部主管杰·托斯特尔
...whosenamesoundedsodelightful,likehe'dgivemeajobandahug.
他的名字听起来很可爱就好像他会给我份工作，外加一个拥抱IjusthadtoshowhimIwasgoodwithnumbersandgoodwithpeople.而我所要做的，就是让他知道我精通数字，而且懂得待人之道
-Morning,Mr.Twistle.-Goodmorning.-早上好，托斯特尔先生-早上好
-Mr.Twistle,ChrisGardner.-Hi.-托斯特尔先生，我是克里斯·迦纳-你好
Iwantedtodropthisoffpersonallyandmakeyouracquaintance.我得在你进去之前亲自把这个交给您和您认识一下
IthoughtI'dcatchyouonthewayin.I'dlovetheopportunitytodiscuss...希望有机会能和您坐下聊聊
...whatmayseemlikeweaknessesonmyapplication.我申请表上看起来比较薄弱的几点
We'llstartwiththis,andwe'llcallyouifwewannasitdown.好的，我们要先看下你的申请表，克里斯需要面试的话会通知你的
-Yes,sir.Youhaveagreatday.-Youtoo.-好的，先生，祝您愉快-你也是
Hey,yeah,howyoudoing?嗨，你好
ThisisChrisGardnercallingforDr.Delsey.我是克里斯·迦纳找戴尔斯医生
Yeah,I'mrunningalittlelateforasalescall.我要晚一点才能来推销
Iwaswonderingif--Yeah,OsteoNational.能不能...对，国立阿斯提公司
Hey!Hey!
Hey!嘿！
Hey!Hey!
Wait!
SoifIlostone,itwaslikelosingamonth'sgroceries.所以丢了一台仪器就意味着损失了一个月的伙食Hey,hey!Wait!Wait!嘿！嘿！等一下，等一下！
Hey,getbackhere!嘿！回来！
Hey,man,l--嘿，老兄，我...
-Who'she?-He'sthatguy....-他是谁？-就是那个...
-Didyouforget?-Forgetwhat?-你忘了吗？-忘了什么？
You'renotsupposedtohaveanyofthose.你不该带这东西回家的
-Yeah,Iknow.-Youhavetwonow.-是的，我知道-但你现在却有2台
Hey.嘿
Hey,Mom.嘿，妈
One,two,three!1，2，3
-That'sabasketball!-Hey,hey.Whatdoyoumean?-是个篮球！-嗨，什么意思？
Youdon'tknowthatthat'sabasketball.谁说这是篮球啊？
Thiscouldbeanantfarm.Thiscouldbeamicroscopeoranything.有可能是“蚂蚁农场”也可能是显微镜或别的什么
-No,it'snot.-There,there.-不，不是的-拿不到了吧
Allright,comeon.Openhimup.Openhimup.好吧，快打开吧
-Thatpaper'salittleheavy,huh?-Yeah,butIgotit.-纸有点厚，是吗？-是的，但是我能打开
Youshould'veseenmeouttheretoday.你今天真应该在场的
Somebodystoleascanner.Ihadtoruntheoldgirldown—有个女孩偷了我的扫描仪我就一直追她... Whatever.随便吧
-What?-Whatever,Chris.-什么？-随便怎么着吧，克里斯
吗？
“一切都
-Allright,getin.-Allright.-好吧，上车吧-好的
SowhenIwasintheNavy,Iworkedforadoctor...我在海军服役时为一个医生工作
...wholovedtoplaygolf,hourseveryday...他很喜欢高尔夫每天都要花很多时间在那上面
...andIwouldactuallyperformmedicalprocedures...我还得替他处理医疗事务
...whenhe'dleavemeintheoffice.当他不在的时候
SoI'musedtobeinginapositionwhereIhavetomakedecisionsand....我习惯于做出抉择，而且...
Mr.Twistle,listen.Thisisaveryimportant--托斯特尔先生，听我说，这很重要
I'msorry.I'msorry.Thisthing'simpossible.对不起，对不起这东西不可能拼出来的
-Icandoit.-No,youcan't.Noonecan.-我可以-你不行，没人可以的
-That'sbullshit.-No,I'mprettysureIcandoit.-不可能的-我确定我能行的
-No,youcan't.-Letmeseeit.-你不行-让我看看
Giveithere.给我
Oh,yeah.Oh,wow,youreallymesseditup.哦，你真是拼的一团糟啊
Sorry.不好意思
Itlookslikeitworksaroundaswivel,sothecenterpiecesnevermove.看起来这些是围绕一个轴心转动中间的这部分保持不动
Soifit'syellowinthecenter,that'stheyellowside.所以说如果中间那片是黄色这面就应该是黄色的
Ifit'sredinthecenter,that'stheredside.如果中间那片是红色那么这面就应该是红色的
-Okay.-So....Youcanslowdown.-好的-开慢点吧
Listen,wecandrivearoundallday.Idon'tbelieveyoucandothis.我们可以就这么一直开下去我就不信你能拼出来
-Yeah,Ican.-No,youcan't.-我可以的-不，你不成
Holycow.
Goodjob.
-Comehere!-I'msorry.-别跑-对不起，抱歉
-I'msosorry.-I'llkickyourass!-对不起-我会教训你的！
-I'msorry!-ldiot.-对不起-混蛋！
I'llgetyou!我会逮到你的！
I'mgoingtokillyou!I'mgoingtokillyou!我要宰了你！我要宰了你！
Hey!嘿！
Stopit,yousonofabitch!停下！你这个王八蛋！
Stophim!停下...
Stophim!停下...
Thedoorsareclosing.车门即将关闭
Pleasestandclearofthedoors.请远离车门
No!No!No!不，不，不！
No!不！
-Hello?-Hey,yeah.-喂-嗨
SorryIcouldn'tmakeithomeontime.对不起，我没能及时赶回家
-Chris,Imissedmyshift.-Yeah,Iknow.I'msorryaboutthat.-克里斯，我误了班-是，我知道，对不起Look,I'monmywayrightnow.AreyouallrightwithChristopher?我现在就在回家路上你陪着克里斯托弗行吗？
I'mleaving.Chris,I'mleaving.我要走了，克里斯，我要离开这个家
-What?-DidyouhearwhatIsaid?-什么？-你听到我说的了吗？
Ihavemythingstogether,andI'mtakingourson...我已经收拾好东西我要带上儿子
...andwe'regonnaleavenow.我们现在就走
Yes.Yes,Ido.我有，呃...
-Holdononesecond.-Allright.-稍等下-好的
Hello?喂
-Chris?-Goahead.Ihaveone.-克里斯？-说吧，我找到了Writethisnumberdownsoyoucancallmysecretary,Janice.记下这个号码，打给我秘书贾尼斯
-Shecangiveyouallthespecifics.-Yep.-她会告诉你具体事宜的-好的
-Okay,415.-415.-415-415
-864.-864.-864-864
-0256.-0256.-0256-0256
-Yeah,extension4796.-4796.-对，转4796-4796
-Right.Callhertomorrow.-Yes,sir.415-864-0256.-对，明天就打吧-好的，先生，415-846-0256
-Okay,buddy.-Allright,yes.-对，兄弟-好的，记住了
-Thankyouverymuch.-We'llseeyousoon.-太感谢你了-回头见
864-0256.864-0256
4796.Janice.4796，贾尼斯
-Chris.-Hey.-克里斯-嗨
Didyou--?HaveyouseenLindaandChristopher?看到琳达和克里斯托弗了吗？
-No.Youcatchthegamelastnight?-No,no.-没有，昨晚那场比赛看了没？-没，没看
Youdidn'tseethat,118,1--?你没看？118，1..
Excuseme,didLindaandChristophercomeinhere?问一下，琳达和克里斯托弗来过吗？
-No,Ihaven'tseethem.-119-120.Doubleovertime.-没有，我没看到他们-119比120，双加时赛Moonshitsathree-pointerat17secondsleft.在还有17秒结束时，投了个三分
听到
Justgogethappy.去找幸福吧！
ButChristopher'slivingwithme.但是克里斯托弗要跟我过！
-Stop!-DidyouhearwhatIsaid?-闭嘴-听到了吗？
Christopher'slivingwithme!克里斯托弗和我在一起！
https://www.doczj.com/doc/7418229108.html,eon,let'sgo.嘿，来，我们走了
-Howyoudoing,Mrs.Chu?-Hi.-你好，朱太太-你好
-Where'sMom?-Look,justgetyourstuff.-妈妈呢？-去拿你的东西Butshetoldmeshewascomingtopickmeuptoday.她说今天要来接我的
Yeah,Iknow.是，我知道
ItalkedtoMomearlier.Everything'sfine,okay?我之前和妈妈谈过了没事的，好吗？WheredoIsleeptonight?我今晚睡哪儿？
Letmeaskyousomething.Areyouhappy?问你个问题你快乐吗？
-Yeah.-Allright.BecauseI'mhappy.-嗯-因为我很快乐
Andifyou'rehappyandI'mhappy,thenthat'sagoodthing,right?
如果你快乐，我也快乐这就是好事，对吗？
-Yeah.-Allright.-是的-那好
You'resleepingwithme.你今晚和我一起睡
You'restayingathome,whereyoubelong,allright?你待在家里你本来就该待那儿，好吗？Christopher.克里斯托弗
Hey,listen.Ineedtherent.嘿，听着，你得交房租
Ican'twaitanymore.不能再拖下去了
Yeah,I'mgoodforthat,Charlie.I'mgonnagetit.我会的，查理，我会...
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No.不行
No,Ican'tspendthenighthere.不，我不能在这儿过夜
-Ihavetopickupmyson.-Youverifyat9:30tomorrow.
-我还得去接我儿子-我们明早9：30向银行查证
Sir,IhaveajobinterviewatDeanWitterat10:15tomorrowmorning.
长官，我明天早上10：15要去迪安·维特公司面试
-Icannotstay---9:30tomorrowmorning.-我不能待在这儿-明早9：30 WhatamIsupposedtodowithmyson?那我儿子怎么办？我儿子怎么办？
-lsthereanyoneelsewhocan--?-Itakecareofhim.-还有别人能照顾他吗？-我照顾他！MaybewecangoandhaveSocialServicespickhimup.也许我们可以叫社工去接他Allright.CanIhavemyphonecall,please?好吧，我能打个电话吗？
-Hello.-Hey.-喂-嗨
Whatdoyouwant?什么事？
YougottagetChristopherfromdaycare.Ican't.你得去幼儿园接克里斯托弗我不能...呃... JustkeephimforthenightandI'm--And--Justonenight.
就照顾他这一晚上我...我会...就今天一晚
Whathappened?
出什么事了？
I'llpickhimupfromdaycaretomorrow.我明天会去...幼儿园接他
I'mgonnagoright--Youcanjust--我会直接...你只要...
YoucandrophimoffandI'llpickhimup.你把他送去，我会去接他的
-No.-Comeon,Linda.-不行-别这样，琳达
Okay?
Linda?
Bye.再见
I'mokay?
Yes,Idid.
Thisway.
ChrisGardner.
我是克里斯·迦纳
Howareyou?Goodmorning.你好，早上好
ChrisGardner.ChrisGardner.Goodtoseeyouagain.克里斯·迦纳，克里斯·迦纳又见面了ChrisGardner.Pleasure.克里斯·迦纳，见到您很荣幸
I'vebeensittingthereforthelasthalf-hour...我在外面坐了半个多小时
...tryingtocomeupwithastory...一直想编出个理由
...thatwouldexplainmybeingheredressedlikethis.向你们解释我这身打扮出现的原因AndIwantedtocomeupwithastorythatwoulddemonstratequalities...想编出个故事说明我身上
...thatI'msureyoualladmirehere,likeearnestnessordiligence.拥有你们所欣赏的优点...比如诚实，勤奋Team-playing,something.AndIcouldn'tthinkofanything.团队精神等等结果我却什么都想不出来
Sothetruthis...事实是
...Iwasarrestedforfailuretopayparkingtickets.因为没能付清停车罚单我被拘留了
Parkingtickets?罚单？什么？
AndIranallthewayherefromthePolkStation,thepolicestation.我是从警差局...警察局一路跑来的Whatwereyoudoingbeforeyouwerearrested?被拘留前你在干什么？
Iwaspaintingmyapartment.我在粉刷我的家
Isitdrynow?现在干了吗？
Ihopeso.希望如此
Jaysaysyou'reprettydetermined.杰说你一心想进我们公司
He'sbeenwaitingoutsidethefrontofthebuilding...没错，他拎着个40磅重的玩意儿
...withsome40-poundgizmoforoveramonth.在公司门口等了一个多月了
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Iknowhowtofindtheanswer,andIwillfindtheanswer.
我知道如何寻找答案而且我一定会找出答案的
Isthatfairenough?这样可以吗？
Chris.克里斯
Whatwouldyousayifaguywalkedinforaninterview...如果有个人连衬衫都没穿就跑来参加面试，你会怎么想？
...withoutashirton...
...andIhiredhim?Whatwouldyousay?如果我最后还雇了这个人，你会怎么想？
Hemust'vehadonsomereallynicepants.那他穿的裤子一定十分考究
Chris,Idon'tknowhowyoudiditdressedasagarbageman...克里斯，我难以理解你穿成这样来面试-...butyoupulleditoff.-Thankyou,Mr.Twistle.-但是你刚才的表现很不错-谢谢，托斯特尔先生
Hey,nowyoucancallmeJay.We'lltalktoyousoon.现在开始叫我杰，回来聊
Allright,soI'llletyouknow,Jay.好的，我会给你答复的，杰
"You'llletmeknow,Jay"?Whatdoyoumean?给我答复？什么意思？
Yeah,I'llgiveyouacalltomorrowsometime--我明天会给你电话的Whatareyoutalking--?Youhoundedmeforthis.你说什么？是你找我的
-Youstoodhere---Listen,there'snosalary.-你当时就站在那里...-实习期没有工资
-No.-Iwasnotawareofthat.-没有-我并不知道没有工资. Mycircumstanceshavechangedsome...现在我的处境变了
-...andIneedtobecertainthatI'llbe---Allright.Okay.-我需要确定我能...-好的
Tonight.今晚给我答复
IswearIwillfillyourspot.Ipromise.如果你不把握这机会，我马上给别人
Tonight.
...就是那
Allright.
Igotit.
...openedarestaurant,andtheymayhaveajobformethere....开了家餐厅可能会给我份工作SoI'mgoingtoNew York,Chris.我要去纽约了，克里斯
Christopher'sstayingwithme.克里斯托弗和我一起
I'mhismom,youknow?我是他妈妈啊
Heshouldbewithhismom.他应该和他妈妈在一起的
Ishouldhavehim,right?他应该和我在一起，对吗？
Youknowyoucan'ttakecareofhim.你知道你照顾不了他的Whatareyougonnadoformoney?那你怎么挣钱？IhadaninterviewatDeanWitterforaninternship...我去迪安·维特公司参加了个实习面试...andIgotit.我被录取了
SoI'mgonnastandoutinmyprogram.所以我会开始接受培训
Salesmantointern'sbackwards.从推销员倒退到实习生？
No,it'snot.不，不是
Igottago.我得走了
TellhimIlovehim,okay?告诉他我爱他，好吗？
And....还有...
Iknowyou'lltakecareofhim,Chris.我知道你会照顾好他的，克里斯
Iknowthat.我知道的
-DeanWitter.-Yes,hi.-迪安·维特公司-你好
Yes,I'dliketoleaveamessageforMr.JayTwistle.呃...我要给杰·托斯特尔先生留言
-Yourname?-Yeah,mynameisChrisGardner.-你的名字？-我叫克里斯·迦纳Themessageis:留言是:
Isthatall?
Bye.再见
Okay.哦...
Yeah,Idon'tknow,youknow.这可不好说...
You'llprobablybeaboutasgoodasIwas.你大概会和我以前水平一样糟
That'skindofthewayitworks,youknow.Iwasbelowaverage.
有其父必有其子嘛我当时篮球就处于平均水平之下
Youknow,soyou'llprobablyultimatelyrank...所以大概你的最终水平...
...somewherearoundthere,youknow,so......也就和我一样，所以...
...Ireally--You'llexcelatalotofthings,justnotthis.你在很多方面都很优秀但是在篮球上不是Idon'twantyoushootingthisballalldayandnight.所以我不希望你就这么在这整晚的练习投篮-Allright?-Allright.-知道了吗？-好吧
Okay.好的
Allright,goahead.好吧，走吧
Hey.嗨
Don'teverletsomebodytellyou...别让别人告诉你
...youcan'tdosomething.你成不了才
Notevenme.即使是我也不行
-Allright?-Allright.-知道了吗？-知道了
Yougotadream...如果你有梦想的话
...yougottaprotectit.就要去扞卫它
Peoplecan'tdosomethingthemselves...那些一事无成的人
...theywannatellyouyoucan'tdoit.想告诉你你也成不了大器Ifyouwantsomething,gogetit.Period.如果你有理想的话，就要去努力实现就这样Let'sgo.走吧
去？
-Thankyouverymuch,sir.-Yes,sir.-非常感谢您，先生-不客气
-Yougotthebillofsalehere.-Yes.-这是正式的收据-好的
Alltheinformationyou'llneed.和你需要的所有资料Thankyouverymuchforyourbusiness.谢谢你
Thankyou.谢谢
Onehundred,200,20,40,45,46...100，20020，40，45，46...
...7,8,9,10....7，8，9，10
Thankyou.谢谢
-Hey,youwantoneofthose?-No,it'sokay.-嗨，想要那个？-不，没事的Comeon,youcanhaveone.Whichone?好吧，可以买一个，要哪种？
-Youlikethatone?Howmuch?-Twenty-fivecents.-要这个？多少钱？-两毛五
Thispartofmylifeiscalled"Internship."我人生的这部分叫做“实习”正前方的是曼尼工业和新科石油
The1200buildingisMedleylndustrialandSankoOil.
对街是里瑞运输
ThebuildingacrossthestreetisLee-RayShipping.
几周内你们会拿到一份电话名单...
Inacoupleweeks,you'llgetcallsheets...
...withthephonenumbersofemployees...
上面都是金融区财富500强公司员工的电话
...fromeveryFortune500companyinthefinancialdistrict.
你们从中选出60家公司
那就是...
...whocanturnthisintothis.
80万美金的佣金Eighthundredthousandincommissiondollars.
你，你，帮我发一下
You,you,helpmehandtheseout.
这个将会是你们的“圣经”
Thisisgoingtobeyourbible.
你们要吃睡不离身
You'lleatwithit.
其实道理很简单
-You'lldrinkwithit.-Itwassimple.
打多少电话就意味着有多少机会XnumberofcallsequalsXnumberofprospects.
有多少机会就意味着有多少客户XnumberofprospectsequalsXnumberofcustomers.
有多少客户就意味着有多少钱... XnumberofcustomersequalsXnumberofdollars...
-进了公司的口袋-关于你们的资格考试
-...inthecompany'spocket.-Yourboardexam.
去年我们有个实习生笔试考了96.4％
Lastyear,wehadaninternscorea96.4percentonthewrittenexam.
但是却没被选上考试不是通过没通过这么简单
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Ican'trememberhername,butherfacewasso--我记不得名字了，但是她长得... I'veseenanoldfriendofmine.Doyoumind?我刚看到个老朋友，能失陪一下吗？-No,goahead.-Goodtalkingtoyou,sir.-当然咯，去吧-谢谢，跟您聊天很愉快Hey,asshole.Areyouallright,asshole?嘿，傻x你还好吧，傻x？Areyouokay?Whatwereyouthinking?你没事吧？你在想啥呀？Whatareyoudoing?Icould'vekilledyou.你干嘛呢...我差点就撞死你啦！
I'mtryingtocrossthestreet.我只想过马路
-Well,you'reallright?-Yeah,yeah.-你没事吧？-嗯...嗯
-Where'smyshoe?-What?-我的鞋呢？-什么？
-Youknockedoffmyshoe!-Idon'tknowwhereyourshoeis.
-你把我的鞋撞丢了！-我不知道你的鞋在哪儿！
-Where'smydamnshoe?-Idon'tknow.-妈的，我的鞋哪儿去了？-我不知道
Hey.嘿
-Didyouseeit?Ilostmyshoe.-No,I'msorry.-你看到了吗？我的鞋丢了-没看到，对不起Hey.Hey,whereareyougoing?嘿，嘿，你上哪儿去？
-Weshouldwaitforthepolice.-Igottagotowork.-我们应该在这儿等警察-我还要回去上班Hey,youjustgothitbyacar.Gotothehospital.你刚被车撞了，快去医院检查一下吧
I'minacompetitiveinternshipatDeanWitter.我正在迪安.维特实习，忙得很！
Hey,man,you'remissingashoe.老兄，你少了只鞋
Oh,yeah,thanks.Thankyou.哦，是啊，多谢提醒
Dad.爸
-Youdon'thaveashoe.-Yeah,Iknow.-你少了只鞋-是啊，我知道
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Yes,sir,we'rehavingalunchactuallythisThursday.是的，先生提醒您周四约好了共进午餐Okay,nexttime.Allright,I'mgonnaholdyoutothat.好吧，那下次好了好的，不能再爽约哦Okay,yes,thankyou.好的，没问题，谢谢
Whowantstogetmeadoughnut?谁帮我拿个甜甜圈来？
-Chris?-Yes,sir.-克里斯？-好的，先生Feelingunderratedandunappreciated.我感到自己被贬低也没充分得到赏识
Hello,Mr.RonaldFryer.你好，罗纳德·菲尔先生
Goodmorningtoyou,sir.MynameisChrisGardner.早上好，先生我叫克里斯·迦纳
I'mcallingfromDeanWitter.是迪安·维特公司的
Yes,Ihavesomevery,veryvaluableinformationonwhat'scalledatax--
是的，我有些非常实惠的资讯关于节税...
肖申克的救赎经典台词 1.Get busy living ,get busy dying岌岌余生 , 岌岌于死 2.terrible thing,to live in fear. 生活在恐惧中是很可怕的 . 3.all I want is to be back where things make sense.where I won' t have to be afraid all the time .我只想回到能适合我的地方 . 令我不用再担心受怕的地方 . 4.Hope is the good thing maybe the best things .and no good thi ng ever dies.希望是好东西 ,也许是世间最好的东西 . 好的事情从不会逝去 . 5.It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to sav e another. 坚强的人只能救赎自己，伟大的人才能 6. “ some birds aren't meant to be caged, that's all.Their feathers are just too bright...” 有的鸟是不会被关住的，因为它们的羽毛太美丽了！ 7.Fear can hold you prisoner,Hope can set you free. 恐惧让你沦为囚犯。希望让你重获自由 8.Hope is a dangerous thing .Hope can drive a man insane.希望是件危险的事。希望能叫人发疯。 9.Red narrating: u hate'em, then These walls are you ge t used to kind of funny ’ em.Enough like that. time passes, First y o gets s o you depend on them. 瑞德话外音：这些高墙还真是有点意思。一开始你恨它，然后你对它就习惯了。 等相当的时间过去后，你还会依赖它。 10.Red narrating:I have no idea to this day what those two Itali an ladies were s inging about.Truth is, I don ’ twant to know.So me things are better left unsaid.I'd like to think they were singin g about somethings so beautiful,it can't expressed in words,and it makes your heart ache because of it.I tell you,th ose voices so ared higher and farther than anybody in a great place dares to d r eam.It was as if some beautiful bird had flapped into our drab little cage an d made these walls dissolve away,and for the bri efest of moments, every last man is Shawshank felt free. 瑞德话外音：到今天我还不知道那两个意大利娘们在唱些什么，其实，我也不想知道。有些东西还是留着不说为妙。我像她们该是在唱一些非常美妙动人的故 事,美妙得难以用言语来表达，美妙的让你心痛。告诉你吧，这些声音直插云霄，飞得比任何一个人敢想的梦还要遥远。就像一些美丽的鸟儿扑扇着翅膀来到我们褐色牢笼，让那些墙壁消失得无影无踪。就在那一刹那，鲨堡监狱的每一个人都感到了自由。 11. （ On playing opera records in the prison） Andy Dufresne:Here ’ swhere it makes the most sense. You need it so you don"t foget.Foget that there are palce in the world th at aren ’ tmade out of stone That there’ s---a there ’ as --- there’ s s omething inside that’yours, that they can ’t ouch. ( 在监狱里放歌剧唱片 )
从《当幸福来敲门》台词学地道英语口语 -Chris: Time to get up, man. 该起床了。 -Christopher: All right, dad. 好的，老爸。 -Chris: Come on. 快点。 -Christopher: Should be here soon. I think I should make a list. 马上来了，我想我该列个表。 -Chris: What do mean? For your birthday gifts? 干嘛？想要的生日礼物？ -Christopher: Yeah. 对呀。 -Chris: You know you're only getting a couple of things, right? 你知道只能要几个礼物，对吧？ -Christopher: Yeah, I know. Just to look at and study so I can choose better. 知道啊，我只想列出来看看，研究一下，好好选选。 -Chris: Okay, well, that's smart. Yeah, make a list. Can you spell everything you're thinking of? 哦，很聪明，那就列吧，想要的礼物你都会写吗？ -Christopher: I think so. 应该吧。 -Chris: All right. That's good. How you doing in here, man? 哦，很好。小伙子，你还好吧？ -Christopher: Okay. Can we go to the park today, after?
电影当幸福来敲门经典 台词 集团文件版本号：（M928-T898-M248-WU2669-I2896-DQ586-M1988）
电影推荐：《当幸福来敲门》 《当幸福来敲门》经典台词 You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves, they wanna tell you can't do it. If you want something, go get it. Period. 如果你有梦想的话，就要去扞卫它。那些一事无成的人想告诉你你也成不了大器。如果你有理想的话，就要去努力实现。就这样。 Don't ever let somebody tell you can't do something, not even me. 别让别人告诉你你成不了才，即使是我也不行。 There is an I in "happiness", there is no Y in "happiness", It's an I 幸福里面没有为什么，只有我。 I'm the type of person, if you ask me a question, and I don't know the answer, I'm gonna to tell you that I don't know. But I bet you what: I know how to find the answer, and I'll find the answer. 我是这样的人，如果你问的问题我不知道答案，我会直接告诉你“我不知道”。但我向你保证：我知道如何寻找答案，而且我一定会找出答案的。
当幸福来敲门英文简介 "The Pursuit of Happyness" -- the title comes from a misspelled schoolhouse mural -- has a lot on its mind but mostly this: If America is about the promise of bettering oneself, why does it have to be so freaking hard? In the movie, Jefferson's Declaration of Independence words about happiness kept recurring to Chris Gardner. Every day, Christ had to work hard from morning till night, but still could hardly make a living. Chris saw a bunch of suits, mostly male, pouring out of the Dean Witter Reynolds brokerage firm in downtown San Francisco. They all looked “happy,”“Why not me? “ Christ wondered. He did have an adorable boy, Christopher, but wife Linda was becoming a scarecrow of overworked anxiety. Finally, his wife left Christ because of life pressure, leaving him and her five-year-old son, Christopher. And naturally, Christ became a single father. With the failure of his business, Christ had no money to pay for the rent, so they were driven away from the flat. They became homeless. They slept in asylum, subway station public bathroom or anywhere as a temporary shelter. The destitution of life was absolutely depressing, but for his son’s future, for his own belief, Christ never gave up and he still strongly believed that happiness would come one day if he worked hard enough today. With his great efforts, Christ won a six-month internship at Dean Witter, but there was no pay at all. So on one hand, Christ had to work hard to make a living; on the other hand, he had to fight for his intern work, since only one of the twenty interns would succeed finally. Besides, he had to take good care of his son after day care. However, Christ made it with his amazing willpower. Christ was unfortunate, for he got a wife who was not understandable at all (though she has her own difficulties) and was in bad luck with his business. But he was very fortunate also, for he got a son who was very thoughtful and, I think, tough life experiences always make a great person.
The pursuit of happyness It's an I in "happiness." There's no Y in "happiness." It's an I. But we have to face the truth, and then go to work to turn things around. And make no mistake about it, we can turn them around. I'm Chris Gardner.I met my father for the first time when I was 28 years old. And I made up my mind as a young kid......that when I had children......my children were gonna know who their father was. Man, I got two questions for you:What do you do? And how do you do it? - I'm a stockbroker. - Stockbroker. Oh, goodness. Had to go to college to be a stockbroker, huh? You don't have to. Have to be good with numbers and good with people. The program took just 20 people every six months. One got the job. There were three blank lines after "high school" to list more education. I didn't need that many lines. It was right then that I started thinking about Thomas Jefferson.. ...the Declaration of Independence......and the part about our right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And I remember thinking: How did he know to put the "pursuit" part in there? That maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue. And maybe we can actually never have it... - You are so weak. - No. I am not happy anymore. - I'm just not happy! - Then go get happy, Linda! Let me ask you something. Are you happy? - Yeah. - All right. Because I'm happy. And if you're happy and I'm happy, then that's a good thing, right? I'm the type of person... ...if you ask me a question, and I don't know the answer... ...I 'm gonna tell you that I don't know. But I bet you what. I know how to find the answer, and I will find the answer.
电影《当幸福来敲门》经典台词 2018-03-10你要尽全力保护你的梦想。 那些嘲笑你梦想的人，他们必定会失败，他们想把你变成和他们一样的人。 我坚信，只要我心中有梦想，我就会与众不同。 你也是。 《当幸福来敲门》如果你有梦想的话，就要去捍卫它。 那些一事无成的人想告诉你你也成不了大器。 如果你有理想的话，就要去努力实现。 《当幸福来敲门》当人们做不到一些事情的时候，他们就会对你说你也同样不能。 《当幸福来敲门》如果你有梦想的话，就要去捍卫它。 《当幸福来敲门》不要让别人告诉你，你不能做什么。 那些做不到的人总要告诉你，你也不行。 只要有梦想，就要去追求。 《当幸福来敲门》我是这样的人，如果你问我一个问题我不知道答案的话，我会直接告诉你我不知道”。 但我向你保证：我知道怎样找到答案，而且我一定会找出答案的。 《当幸福来敲门》当你最认为困难的时候，其实就是你最接近成功的时候。
《当幸福来敲门》主,不要移开那座大山,请给我力量爬过他。 请不要移开那些绊脚的石头,在任何时候指引我,主。 我的负担很重,好像很难承受,但是我不会放弃。 因为你向我许诺答应了。 而且你已经满足了我在圣坛前的祷告。 《当幸福来敲门》也许幸福是一种只能让我们不断追寻的东西，而却无法真正拥有……《当幸福来敲门》什么叫做创业?创业就是让你的人生充满了无限的可能，创业就是让你知道这个世界上比你优秀的人还比你努力，创业就是让你累的半死的时候还能从床上一秒钟爬起来，因为叫醒你的永远都不是闹钟，而是你日夜追寻的梦想!——李帅《当幸福来敲门》 thereisaniin"happiness",thereisnoyin"happiness",it'sani幸福的幸里面是一个幸”，不是一个辛”。 或者理解成，y=why=为什么，i=我。 幸福里面没有为什么，只有我。 《当幸福来敲门》 peoplecan'tdosomethingbythemselves,theywannatellyouyoucannotdoit.当人们做不到一些事情的时候，他们就会对你说你也同样不能。 《当幸福来敲门》如果你有梦想就要捍卫它。 当人们做不到一些事情的时候他们就会对你说你也同样不能。 如果你有理想的话就要去努力实现。
The Pursuit of Happyness Chris Gardner：You have a dream, you got to protect it. 克里斯·加德纳：如果你有梦想，就要守护它。 Chris Gardner：People can't do something by themselves; they wanna tell you you can not do it. 克里斯·加德纳：当人们做不到一些事情的时候，他们就会对你说你也同样不能。 Chris Gardner：You want something. Go get it！ 克里斯·加德纳：有了目标就要全力以赴。 Martin Frohm: What would you say if man walked in here with no shirt, and I hired him? What would you say? 马丁：如果我雇佣了一个没有穿着衬衫走进来的人，你会怎么说? Chris Gardner: He must have had on some really nice pants. 克里斯·加德纳：他一定穿了一条很棒的裤子。 There is an I in "happiness",There is no Y in "happiness",It's an I 幸福里面没有为什么，只有我。 I'm the type of person,if you ask me a question, and I don't know the answer,I'm gonna to tell you that I don't know.But I bet you what: I know how to find the answer, and I'll find the answer. 我是这样的人，如果你问的问题我不知道答案，我会直接告诉你“我不知道”。但我向你保证：我知道如何寻找答案，而且我一定会找出答案的。 Don't ever let somebody tell you you can't do something, not even me. 别让别人告诉你你成不了才，即使是我也不行。 You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves,they wanna tell you you can't do it.If you want something, go get it. Period. 如果你有梦想的话，就要去捍卫它。那些一事无成的人想告诉你你也成不了大器。如果你有理想的话，就要去努力实现。就这样。 Chris: Man, I got two questions for you: What do you do? And how do you do it? 哇，老兄，请教你两个问题：你是干什么？你是怎么干的？ -Man: I'm a stockbroker. stockbroker: 股票经纪人 我是股票经纪人。 -Chris: Stockbroker. Oh, goodness. Had to go to college to be a stockbroker, huh? goodness: 天啊 股票经纪人，哦，天哪。得上大学才能做股票经纪人，对吧？ -Man: You don't have to. Have to be good with numbers and good with people. That's it. 不用，只需要精通数字，会做人处世。就这么简单。 -Chris: Hey, you take care. I'll let you hang on to my car for the weekend. But I need it back for
《当幸福来敲门》的英文观后感 Throw the trouble away -----------The feeling after reading book “The Pursuit of Happiness” Recently, I have read a book named The Pursuit of Happiness. May be you have already seen the movie. But as for the spirit which can only described by the words, I have made a choice which is reading the book by myself. It?s a very famous story and many people are moved by this story. When I close my eyes and think about my real world. Is there any trouble that I can?t deal with exist? No, of cause not. Think about Chris Gardner, the hero of this book. How difficult the situation is when he gets no job, no money? Chris hasn?t seen his father until the age of 28. So he swears that he must be a great father for his son ----Christopher. But thinking about his career and the badly-off current. He has to lead his kid hang out every hospital to sell the bone scanners for money. Aidentally, he knows that act as a bill broker merely
幸福来敲门经典英文台词 当幸福来敲门台词: 剧情介绍： 克里斯?加纳（威尔?史密斯饰）用尽全部积蓄买下了高科技治疗仪，到处向医院推销，可是价格高昂，接受的人不多。就算他多努力都无法提供一个良好的生活环境给妻儿，妻子（桑迪?纽顿）最终选择离开家。从此他带着儿子克里斯托夫（贾登?史密斯）相依为命。克里斯好不容易争取回来了一个股票投资公司实习的机会，就算没有报酬，成功机会只有成功机会只有百分之五，他仍努力奋斗，儿子是他的力量。他看尽白眼，与儿子躲在地铁站里的公共厕所里，住在教堂的收容所里…… Chris Gardner：You have a dream, you got to protect it. 克里斯·加德纳：如果你有梦想，就要守护它。 Chris Gardner：People can't do something by themselves; they wanna tell you you can not do it. 克里斯·加德纳：当人们做不到一些事情的时候，他们就会对你说你也同样不能。 Chris Gardner：You want something. Go get it！ 克里斯·加德纳：有了目标就要全力以赴。 Martin Frohm: What would you say if man walked in
here with no shirt, and I hired him? What would you say? 马丁：如果我雇佣了一个没有穿着衬衫走进来的人，你会怎么说? Chris Gardner: He must have had on some really nice pants. 克里斯·加德纳：他一定穿了一条很棒的裤子。 There is an I in "happiness",There is no Y in "happiness",It's an I 幸福的幸里面是一个“幸”，不是一个“辛”。或者理解成，Y=Why=为什么，I=我。幸福里面没有为什么，只有我。 I'm the type of person,if you ask me a question, and I don't konw the answer,I'm gonna to tell you that I don't I bet you what: I konw how to find the answer, and I'll find the answer,. 我是这样的人，如果你问的问题我不知道答案，我会直接告诉你“我不知道”。但我向你保证：我知道如何寻找答案，而且我一定会找出答案的。 What would you say if a guy walked in for an interview without a short on and I hired him? What would you say? He must've had on some really nice pants. 如果有个人连衬衫都没穿就跑来参加面试，你会怎么想？
当幸福来敲门经典台词100则 13、Twistle: Chris，I don t know how you did it dressed as a garbage man but you pulled it off。 Chris，我难以理解你穿成这样来面试，可是你刚才的表现很不错。 14、Chris Gardner：People can t do something by themselves; they wanna tell you you can not do it。[] 克里斯加德纳：当人们做不到一些事情的时候，他们就会对你说你也同样不能。 15、Linda: So I gotta get Christopher home，feed him，bathe him get him in bed，and be back here by 7? 所以我得先接他回家，做饭，给他洗澡哄他睡觉，然后七点前回到
这儿？ 16、Chris: Stockbroker。Oh，goodness。Had to go to college to be a stockbroker，huh? 股票经纪人，哦，天哪。得上大学才能做股票经纪人，对吧？ 17、Chris: All right，I ll paint it myself。All right，but I just I gotta have some more time I got my son up in here。 屋子我来刷，好吗？再给我点时光，我儿子还在这。 18、Chris: Then go get happy，Linda! Just go get happy。But Christopher s living with me。 那就去找幸福啊，Linda！去找幸福吧！可是Christopher要跟我过！
The practical significance about The pursuit of happiness Through one-week English videos training, I have learnt a lot. Today I will show the practical significance about the pursuit of happiness. As we know that the film is about a father who wants to be an investment expert, and how can he be an investment expert. The way to be an investment expert is not easy, but at last the hero succeeded in making his dream true. The film tells us that the process to get the happiness is difficult, and let me know we should treasure it. “You have a dream, you got to protect it!” the hero said to his son.From this word, I learn that one person who has a dream must live for his dream. If we can?t insist on the dream, the dream just is a day-dream, and we have no energy to life well. The word tells us that no matter how the difficulty is big, we just need to see the achievement after the difficulty, no difficulty is difficult. Like the word from Li Ning …anything is possible?. We can also see that as a father, must establish a good image for his child, just like the hero. He teaches his son through his action, and he never give up. The hero was born in a single parent family and he does not want his son like him, so he protects son carefully after his wife going away, and never let his son feel fear and lonely. He also encourage his son to keep his dream. In the film, the hero does things actively. He always runs for his work and life. A view that shows he runs for his work that selling a machine, and we can imagine that what?s the result if the hero would not run for his machine. Maybe he will feel disappointed for a long time. Another view that shows his running for the sleep place, what a pity that he was too late, and the end is that he sleep in the toilet with his little son and keep the toilet door close stubbornly. So from the two views we should know that when we do anything, must be active, and if not, the bad result, just like the result in the film, would be coming ruthlessly. The film brings us a good deal of enlightenment. With its practical significance, we will have more spirits to participate in the future work, just like the hero never gave up, and give my families happiness, then to be a better man.
The Pursuit Of Happyness 《当幸福来敲门》 -Chris: Time to get up, man. -Christopher: All right, dad. -Chris: Come on. -Christopher: Should be here soon. I think I should make a list. -Chris: What do mean? For your birthday gifts? -Christopher: Yeah. -Chris: You know you're only getting a couple of things, right? -Christopher: Yeah, I know. Just to look at and study so I can choose better. -Chris: Okay, well, that's smart. Yeah, make a list. Can you spell everything you're thinking of? -Christopher: I think so. -Chris: All right. That's good. How you doing in here, man? -Christopher: Okay. Can we go to the park today, after? -Chris: No, I gotta go to Oakland. Well, maybe, we'll see. Give me a kiss. I'll talk to you later. Excuse me. Oh, excuse me...when is somebody gonna clean this off? And the Y? The Y. We talked about this. It's an I in "happiness." There's no Y in "happiness." It's an I. I'm Chris Gardner. I met my father for the first time when I was 28 years old. And I made up my mind as a young kid...that when I had children... my children were gonna know who their father was. This is part of my life story. This part is called "Riding the Bus." -Man: What's that? It's a time machine, isn't it? Seems like a time machine. That seems like a time machine. It's a time machine. Take me with you. -Chris: This machine...this machine on my lap... -Man: This guy, he has a time machine. He travels in the past with this machine and... -Chris: It is not a time machine. It' a portable bone-density scanner. A medical device I sell for a living. Thank you for the opportunity to discuss it with you. I appreciate it. -Doctor: We just don't need it, Chris. It's unnecessary and expensive. -Chris: Well, maybe next...… -Doctor: Thank you. -Chris: It gave a slightly denser picture than an x-ray for twice the money. -Linda: Hey. -Chris: Hey, baby. -Linda: what happened? -Chris: No, nothing. Look, I can't get Christopher today. -Linda: Oh, no, you don't, Chris. I'm back on at 7. -Chris: I know. I have got to go to Oakland. -Linda: So I gotta get Christopher home, feed him, bathe him...get him in bed, and be back here by 7? -Chris: Yes. -Linda: And we got the tax-bill notice today. What are you gonna do about that? -Chris: Look, this is what we gotta do. You see that car? The one with the pretty yellow shoe on it? That' mine. There' no parking near hospitals. That' what happens when you're always in a rush. Thanks anyway. Very much. Maybe next quarter. -Doctor: It's possible. -Chris: I needed to sell at least two scanners a month for rent and daycare. I'd have to sell one more...to pay off all of those tickets under my windshield wiper. The problem is...I haven't sold any for a while. Since when do you not like macaroni and cheese? -Linda: Since birth? -Chris: What’s that? -Linda: What? -Chris: What is this? -Linda: It's a gift for Christopher. -Chris: From whom? -Linda: Cynthia From work. It's for adults. Chris can't use it. She didn't know. -Chris: What are you supposed to do with it? -Linda: Make every side the same color. Did you pay the taxes? -Chris: No, I'm gonna have to file an extension. -Linda: You already filed an extension. -Chris: Yeah, well, I gotta file another one. That's...