初中英语课本剧剧本
狐假虎威(二)
旁白：I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen?
One day, a new story happens.
(一)
琵琶弹奏：《金蛇狂舞》
场景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口气后，将狐狸翻转过来。
老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指着狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha!
狐狸：(背过头去，小声地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do?
(回过头来，可怜地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but……(左顾右盼)
老虎：(疑惑地)But what?
狐狸：(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下打量，迷恋状，脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!
老虎：(一把将狐狸拽回来) What?
狐狸：(向远处努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she’s there!
老虎：(傻呼呼，左右张望，急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda, I love you!(狐狸乘机溜走)(l老虎望着空空如也的手) I hate fox!(气得上窜下跳)
(二)
旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again.
老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸，又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。
(琵琶拨一下弦，以示紧张的情绪。)
老虎：(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first?
(先抚摩狐狸的头发，再打量狐狸的腿)
狐狸：(回过头去，表情像遇到鬼)Shit!(又回过头来，非常可怜状)(二胡《梁祝》响起)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.(狐狸捂着脸痛苦地跪下)My mother says I’m not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐狸突然蹿起来) But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are?
老虎：(得意极了，做出各种健美展示姿势)Of course. I’m a great animal. I’m proud of myself.
狐狸：(试探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 刘翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you?
老虎：(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes! (老虎用手将狐狸的脑袋推开)Look!(老虎一溜烟跑了起来)
狐狸：(挥挥手，远远望去)sa yu na la! (二胡配轻松得意的音乐)
(三)
旁白：Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again.
老虎变聪明了躲在树后面，一下子扑住了狐狸。
狐狸：(不解地)Who?
老虎：(意味深长地)Your old friend! Tiger!
狐狸：(装傻地)Oh, haven’t see you for a long time. How are you?(狐狸帮老虎整理领子，用袖子帮老虎擦衣服)
老虎：(阴险地)Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Dilicious!(狐狸听了脚抖)
狐狸：(打喷嚏)a ti ! a ti ! (煞有介事地)I admit I’v cheat you for 3 times.
But, you know, it’s all for your sake.
老虎：(疑惑地)For my sake?
狐狸：(可怜巴巴地)Yes. To tell the trut h, I’m not a normal fox!
老虎：(不甘示弱地)I’m not a normal tiger, too.
狐狸：(娓娓道来) I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子狸。
老虎：(没明白)果子狸？
狐狸：(一拍脑袋，假装想起来)Oh, I forget, you can’t speak Chinese!
老虎：(得意地，想想就好笑地)Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me ：to learn a forgien language is very important! I’ve learnt Chinese in school! Am I great! (突然醒悟过来)Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what?
狐狸：果子狸。
老虎：果子狸？SARS? 非典？
狐狸：(点点头)Yes!
老虎：(放开手，大叫着跑了)wa ya!(边跑，边擦手)
(四)
旁白：From then on, fox become the real King of the forest.
二胡演奏We are the champion
狐狸大摇大摆地走在前面，后面有两个小喽罗在敲背。一个小喽罗敲得重了。狐狸把手一挥。Go! Go! Go! 将其赶走。
狐狸走在台中，大笑起来：Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!
期间，夹杂着老虎的哭声。
建议6人演
The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） Tiger: I’ m a great tiger. I’ m very strong. I’ m very brave(勇敢的). I’ m the king of the forest. But now I’m very hungry. I must find something to eat immediately, or I will die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either (任何的). Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I’ m a fox. You can see, I’ m pretty and lovely. I’ m good at cheating (欺骗的) and telling lies(谎言). Just now I cheated a crew (乌鸦,crow的过去式) out of a piece of meat. Mm, yummy, yummy. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox! A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger brother! How are you? Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you. Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. Tiger: He is the king. He is cheating me. I can’t beli e ve her. I’m the king of the forest here. Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who the king of the forest is. Tiger: Ok. Let’s go. Rabbits: We are rabbits. We like to eat a turnip(萝卜). Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. We can’t pull(拔,把萝卜) it out. Bird: I’m a bird. Rabbits: Hi! Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Rabbits? Can I help you? Rabbits: Yes, please. Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you? Rabbits & Bird: Yes, come on! Frog: Ok! I’m coming! Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here? Rabbits & Bird & Frog: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all pulling it out. Please come and help us. (齐齐拔萝卜) Bear: Ok! I’m coming. Fox: Hello, Bear! Bear: Hi, fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Frog! Frog: Hi, fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Bird! Bird: Hi, fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Rabbits! Rabbits: Hi, fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Tiger, now, you see. They are so frightened (受惊吓的)! They all run away! Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest.
荷米亚。。。。夏冰清莱赛德。。。。。。储 狄米崔斯。。。。荷叶粥海伦娜。。。王丽乾 爸爸。。。。王达 仙王。。。。何玉婷仙后。。。。管管 派克。。。。王霜 旁白。。。。孙怡晨 第一幕 口白： There was a law in the city of Athens which gave to its citizens the power of forcing their daughter s to marry whomever they pleased. For if a daughter refused to marry the man her father had chos en to be her husband, the father might by thus law cause her to be put to death. Egeus and Hermia上场 Egeus: Hermia, you have to marry Demetrious, the best guy in the city. 荷米亚，你必须嫁给狄米崔斯，这城中最好的年轻人。 Hermia: I’m sorry, Dad! I can’t be his wife.I don’t love him. I’ve fell in love with Lysander. 爸爸，抱歉。我不能成为他的妻子。我不爱他。我已经爱上了莱赛德。 Egeus: Lysander? Is he better than Demetrious? No! 莱赛德？他会比狄米崔斯好吗？不！ Hermia: Oh! Dad! Demettrious had ever said that he love my friend, Helena, and she, a sweet lady also love him deeply. 喔！爸爸，狄米崔斯曾说过，他爱我的朋友—海伦娜，而这一个甜美女孩也深爱狄米崔斯。Egeus: No matter what you say, I’ve decided to let you marry to Demetrious. I stick to do this! 不管你怎麼说！我已经决定让你嫁给狄米崔斯了，我坚决这样做。 Hermia: Oh! Please, please do not! My dear father! Don’t you love me any more? Don’t give me up, please! 喔，不要，请不要这麼做，亲爱的父亲，你不再爱我了吗？请不要放弃我。 Lysander上场 Lysander: Sweet Hermia, my love! What’s going wrong? Let me wipe your heart-breaking tears! 亲爱的荷米亚，我的爱人，怎麼回事?让我擦掉你那心碎的眼泪。 Hermia: My father said that unless I marry Demetrious, or he’ll be put me to death! What can I do? 我爸爸说，除非我嫁给狄米崔斯，否则他将处死我，我该怎麼办？ Lysander: Fear not and hear me. Tomorrow night, I’ll wait for you in the wood a few miles outside the city. If you really love me, getting far away this sad city with me. 不要害怕并听我说，明天晚上，我将在城外几哩的树林里等你，如果你真的爱我，就和我一起逃离这伤心的城市吧。 Hermia: I will because I love you so. 我会的，因为我如此爱你。
初中英语课本剧剧本 狐假虎威(二) 旁白：I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen? One day, a new story happens. (一) 琵琶弹奏：《金蛇狂舞》 场景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口气后，将狐狸翻转过来。 老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指着狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha! 狐狸：(背过头去，小声地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do? (回过头来，可怜地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but……(左顾右盼) 老虎：(疑惑地)But what? 狐狸：(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下打量，迷恋状，脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful! 老虎：(一把将狐狸拽回来) What? 狐狸：(向远处努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she’s there! 老虎：(傻呼呼，左右张望，急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda, I love you!(狐狸乘机溜走)(l老虎望着空空如也的手) I hate fox!(气得上窜下跳) (二) 旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again. 老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸，又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。
英語話劇劇本●傻子春天 （第一幕） 場景：森林 （道具：椅子、草叢、樹、鴨） （道具：籃子、麵包、胡蘿蔔、 玉米、斧頭、笛子） ◎傻子坐在舞台上 ※下音樂（森林狂想曲） ◎動物由兩邊後台進場 ◎傻子和動物一起嬉戲 ◎笛聲音樂起時，精靈蹦蹦 跳跳進場 對白： （人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、 鳥、精靈） 旁白：long time ago, there’s a idiot. his name is billy. he is too stupid, so he doesn’t have any friends. he is always a lone, but he likes to go to the forest. there are many animals there. one day, the idiot goes to forest.
there are birds, deers, rabbits beside him. suddenly, there’s a genius,pook jumped to him. 傻子：hi ! the music is great. would you please to teaching m me？【傻子作懇求狀】 精靈：ok! no problem. but i am hungry now.【精靈作飢餓狀】 傻子：wait a minute! here you are!【傻子拿出麵包】 精靈：ㄣ~~ delicious! thank you ! my name is pook. nice to meet you.【精靈作好吃及滿足狀】【精靈脫帽示好】傻子：my name is billy. nice to meet you. 精靈：do you like it? 精靈：come on follow me. i will show you something.◎精靈開始教傻子吹笛 傻子：this tree? 精靈：yes! go on! go on! 傻子：wow! what a lovely duck. 精靈：you can have it.
英语短剧剧本 三只小猪修房子 人物：主持人、老狼、三只小猪 地点：野外 主持 人：Long long ago, there lived three little pigs and a wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住着三只小猪和一只狼。) Look! The three little pigs are coming. (瞧，三只小猪来啦！) 小猪一：What are you doing .brothers?(你们在干嘛呢，哥哥们？) 小猪二：I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用叶子做房子呢) 小猪三：I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢) 小猪一：But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，叶子和木 棍一点也不坚固呀。) 小猪二：What are you doing ,little brother?(那你在做什么呢， 小弟弟？) 小猪一：I’m building a house with sticks。（我用砖头做房子呢。）小猪二：Bricks？That’s very difficult!（砖头？那很困难啊！）小猪一：I know, but sticks are very strong and safe! (我知道，但是砖头很结实！) 主持 人：Oh…wolf is coming. Be careful, three little pigs(喔 …狼来了，小心点儿，三只小猪。) 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪二和三一起说：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是树叶和木棍 一点也不结实。） The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了) He eats the pigs（他把2只小猪吃了） 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪一：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：The wolf blows and blows.(狼吹了又吹) But bricks are very strong (但是砖头做的房子非常坚 固。) The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。) 所以人：Thank you!
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高中英语话剧剧本3：《项链》 剧情：玛是个家境一般却渴望过贵妇生活的女子。去参加一次高档舞会找朋友佛借了项链，却在舞会丢了项链，为了还债，她和丈夫辛苦工作了10年。10年将她变得又老又丑，最后却得知项链本是假的。请柬珍珠项链手链及一些首饰梳妆盒扫帚 第一幕[接到请柬] Mathilde Open the door! “there’s something for you.”皮：兴奋地敲门（扬了扬请柬） 玛：what什么东西？ “What do you want me to do with that?” 玛：（扔请柬）你叫我拿这东西怎么办呢？ “But, my dear, I thought you would be pleased. You never go out, and here’s a chance. You will see there all the official world.” 皮：但是，亲爱的，我原以为你一定很喜欢的，你从来不出门，这是一个机会！你在那儿可以看见所有的官员。（玛任性地背着脸，皮围着玛转，体现皮讨好妻子，而玛任性，不听话的） “What do you want me to put on my back to go there?”玛：可是，你打算让我穿什么去呢？（愤怒，瞪着皮） “But the dress in which you go to the theater. That looks very well to me”
皮：（结结巴巴，尴尬）你上戏园子穿的那件衣裳，我觉得就很好，依我…… （玛哭） What’s the matter? 皮：（不知所措，着急地）你怎么了？ “Nothing. Only I have no clothes, and in consequence I cannot go to this party.玛：（抑制悲痛，擦干泪，平静地）没有什么，只是，没有件象样的衣服，我不能去参加这个夜会。 “See here, Mathilde, how much would this cost, a proper dress, which would do on other occasions; something very simple?” 皮：（难过）好吧，玛蒂尔德，做一身合适的衣服——你在别的场合也能穿——很朴素的，得多少钱呢？ "I don't know exactly, but I think I could manage it with four hundred francs." 玛：（暗自盘算了一下，然后迟疑地）准数呢，我不知道，不过我想，有四百法郎就可以办到。 Gosh, I just kept such a sum, it seems, I dream of the shotgun, which will vanish 皮：（脸色发白，面向观众，沮丧地）天啊，我恰好存着这么一笔款子，看来，我的猎枪梦，又成泡影了。 “All right. I will give you four hundred francs. But take care to
英语小剧本——《小红帽》 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum：Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you．Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye．
英语课本剧 涟源市第九中学龚敏 A magic trip 幕一东京机场 Aside: Crayon Shin-chan and Doraemon are both famous cartoon stars from Japan. They are popular with children all over the world. Today, they meet each other at the airport. Shin:(背着一旅行包上台) Hello, everyone! I am the special boy, Crayon Shin-chan ! (摆明星范)Everyone calls me Xiaoxin. I have a super brain with rich imagination. And I …… ( 正说着，哆啦A梦上场了，被打断。) Do ：Hello，ladies and gentlemen. I think everyone should know me. ( Some people shout:＂Doraemon! Doraemon!”) Ｏh, yes . You are right. I am the smart, lovely, blue, blue Doraemon!(摆poss) （People shout: I love you ! I love you，Doraemon!） Thank you ! Thank You! I love you ,too. Shin: (惊讶)Hello, Doraemon, Nice to meet you. Do: (惊讶)Hello, Are you Xiao Xin? Nice to meet you, too. Shin: Yes.(点头) Are you meeting someone? Do: No, I’ve just been back from Beijing？ (大雄和静香上台，等人的样子，并向人群张望，终于看到了哆啦A梦，) Jing: There he is! Da & J ：（挥手）Doraemon! Doraemon! Do: Sorry, Xiao Xin. My friends are coming. Daxiong, Jingxiang(喊叫，挥手)Here! Do: Hi ,Daxiong, Jingxiang. How are you? I really miss you.(迎上去，拉着手) Da & J ：We are fine. We miss you, too. Do: Daxiong, Jingxiang. Look, who is he? Jing: (转过头，不可思议)Xiao Xin. I am so happy to see you. My name is Jingxiang. I am a fan of you. Daxiong, he is Xiao Xin. Da: Xiao Xin? (握手)Nice to meet you. Did you come back from Beijing, too? Shin: Nice to meet you, too. (花痴样) Sister is so beautiful! (静香害羞。大雄，A梦傻笑) Shin: Beijing? China? Doraemon .Did you travel around China ? Daxiong: No, he was invited to give a speech in Peking University. 伸手讨要礼物Doraemon，gift! Do: (从口袋里拿出3串糖葫芦，每人发一串) It’s yours. Daxiong: What are these ? Do: They are 冰糖葫芦 Jing: I can’t understand what you say , Doraemon. Do: They are candied haws on a stick. Chinese people call them 冰糖葫芦. Shin: They look delicious.(咬了一个，享受样子) Really sweet，and a little bit sour. Doraemon , thank you very much, I love them. Did you buy them in Beijing?
英语短剧剧本I Am Hungry（16人剧） 小狮子找食物 （I Am Hungry） 角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。 道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个，各个角色的头饰和小草、小花、小树。 Act 1 雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar! I am the lion, the king of the forest. No one is stronger than me. Roar, roar! 小狮：Daddy! I'm hungry. 雄狮：You are big now. Be brave! Go and find your own food. 小狮：But, I don't know how. 雄狮：Do it like me. Roar, roar! （怒吼） 小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar! 雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露出尖利的牙齿） Go and do it now. 小狮：Yes, daddy. Act 2 小白兔：（唱“Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”） Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater. 小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry. Roar, roar!（小声地） 小白兔：Do you want some carrots? 小狮：Yes, please. （小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜） 小狮：Thank you. 小白兔：Carrots are the best food. 小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don't like it. Anyway, thank you, rabbit. （还红萝卜给小白兔） 小白兔：You are welcome. （边跳边唱“Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”离开） Act 3
4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游] Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望）,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
语话剧剧本《xx抢亲》 广西财经学院木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头）The little girl （小女子）The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒) 大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX...... Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles ....... 第一幕 旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。 小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 （小女子走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。 唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。）
英语搞笑短剧剧本5—6人 三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
PPT：Time 12:12pm Location 12°C Main characters Bill(self-contemptuous)Dan(conceited) Sun(the magician) T台上需提前放置3桌8凳，凳子3、3、2放置 Cathy:Can I help you?（托盘上前） Bill: No,thanks. I’s expecting my friend. I will call you if I need your help. Cathy: Well, make yourself comfortable. You don’s look so well. Bill: Really? I’m really worried about the date with my girlfriend. I don’t know how to show my love. Cathy: Ah-oh.Don’t be worry just let it be. Bill: O k,I’ll try. Thanks.（Cathy离场） PPT：15min later Bill(打响指向Sun)：Hey! Sun:May I help you? Bill: Mmm…I t’s …It’s hard to say. Sun: Take it easy. Bill:Mmm…I…I…I want to surprise my girlfriend. Could…Could you give me… Mmm…Some suggestions? Sun:Certainly. Why don’t you give her a magic show? I, a significant magician can teach you! Bill（欣喜）: Really ? Come on! Show me please! 魔术 Bill: It’s too difficult for me, isn’t it ? Daisy: Of course not! Your girlfriend will be amazed. The show is definitly fescinating.（陶醉，要尽显风骚！） Bill: I just can’t do that. Sandy: You can read a piece of poetry .Girls will be moved by a touching easily poeiny. Bill: You think I can do thay? Sandy: Yes. It’s the best way to show your real emotion. Peter+Charlee+James`b:And also the only way! Bill: The only way? Peter+Charlee+James`b:Absolutely! Bill: OK, well. I can recite a small part of Tagore’s peorty. Let me try that. Bell+James`b: Good luck. Bro. PPT: 5min later. Dan 高傲地上台。 Dan（不屑地）:Why can’t you stop calling me? I don’t want to waste my time anymore. I have no time to have this silly date with you. What do you want? Bill: I…I…I ju…just Bell:Just do it. Come on. Bill: OK, Dan. I want to say something to you. Mmm..（诗——结巴地）. Oh no, it’s too bad.（此时Dan 表现得漫不经心。） Dan. Yuck. I can’t stand you anymore.You ever can’t read a peotry correctly and fluently, can you? PPT: Time: 12:42 Location:On the street Main characters: Jack+James+Harveu+Sun+Nick 篮球 PPT：Time: 12:45 Location: 12°C Bar Characters: Bill+Angel+Daisy+Jand+Bell+Charleen+Sandy+James`B
FOX and TIGER T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you? Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you. Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here. Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. Tiger: Ok. Let’s go. Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out. Bird: I’m a bird. Rabbit: Hi! Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? Rabbit: Yes, please. Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?